Alternative Girlfriend

"Alternative Girlfriend" is a 1995 Barenaked Ladies single, written by Stephen Duffy and Steven Page, from their 1994 album Maybe You Should Drive. The song reached No. 22 on the Canadian RPM Top Singles chart and No. 4 on the RPM Adult Contemporary chart. It later appeared on their 2001 compilation, Disc One: All Their Greatest Hits, together with "Be My Yoko Ono".
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